I win the bet: you give me a blowjob, you win the bet: I eat you out.
(via sunflower-mama)
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A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’
A Wolf’s Thoughts (via flure)


do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

when you eat animals you eat the negative vibrations of fear that they experienced
(via namaste-release)
Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends


  • He has no face.
  • He tells me it’s ok to kill people
  • She stares at me from the ceiling
  • The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
  • I talk to her through the mirror
  • When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
  • When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
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